Tag Archives: Any Idiot Can Claim They Enjoy “People Watching”

Random Thought I Had While Shoe Shopping:

people watchingI always shudder when I meet someone who says, for fun, they like “people watching.”

People Watchers always talk about their activity in a super condescending tone:

“Oh, you know, I looove sitting around and staring at people… judging them. People are so fascinating. Every single person with their beautiful, ridiculously human idiosyncrasies… blahblahblah.”

Stop it! No one thinks you’re Sherlock Holmes. Just turn on Reality TV and you’ll get exactly what you’re looking for, Mr. Poopy People Watcher!