“You know who’s never guilty? The one who calls 9-1-1 first. I don’t care if you won the fight, are washing your hands, and if the girl is all over you. Call 9-1-1 as soon as you can.” – Quote from my Krav Maga Teacher.
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Another Inspirational Quote
“Most girls can only do pushups on their knees… Which works for everything else they do on their knees.” – Krav Maga Teacher
More Pearls of Wisdom From My Krav Maga Teacher
“I don’t want to say too much because we have young impressionable minds here, but cheat! If you find yourself in a fair fight your tactics suck! Always cheat. Always win.” – Krav Maga Teacher
As a side note, he’s actually one of the nicest men on the planet.
Win-Win
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“There is no win-win. If someone tells you you’re in a win-win scenario that means you’re losing. You’re a sucker. You got to suck his money out of him.” *Punches student*
– Krav Maga Teacher explaining how to throw a sucker punch
Survival
Flickr – Yutaka Tsutano
Love is all you need. I know ‘cuz Siri told me!
Took a Knife Defense Class…
As my teacher says, “Pain + Failure = Learning.”
Boundary Issues
Heard a 10-year-old boy outside scream, “You have some SERIOUS boundary issues!” Not sure if he’s ridiculously mature, or does ridiculous amounts of therapy.
Observation
A dog is like a child, but a cat is like a houseplant with benefits.
Albert Einstein
My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding
“We thought TV had such great promise… We thought everybody would be an Albert Einstein…” – My dad (while watching My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding)
Einstein
My awesome husband created this.
