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Random creepy experience

screaming kid

One of my neighbors is playing happy classical music on the piano while children outside are screeeaaaaammming. It sounds like a horror movie.

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Every kid that I don’t kill kills me.

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“What kind of cunt would name her kid Chastity?” #DrunkThoughts

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Just saw this bumper sticker somewhere, and…

I kind of like it!

It spreads the subliminal message of, “Oh, a computer part! I better not break it!”

Very appropriate for the city of Redmond that I live in!