Ever see those bumper stickers that say "Jesus is ___"?

They seem so inviting, and I have yet to see anyone fill in the blank! Who is He, a taco?

Holy cow!
Well, now I have some questions:
- Does Jesus owe you money?
- Is Jesus a lousy tipper?
- Or does it seem like no matter how much he tries... you see him as more of a potato rather than the Son of God?
That's okay! Express yourself via our
Jesus Tries ___ line. Browse through our
online store and see if, deep down, it feels like any of these '
Jesus Tries ___' bumper stickers fill in that ___ void in your heart.
Product catalog below:

(But... you know... it's you. No offense. ;-)

Questions? Feedback? Suggestions? The Man Upstairs might be busy, but I get off work at 5pm. Write your ideas in the comments below, or, even better,
leave the ultimate comment ;-)
Cheers,
Chelsea